Thank You for television. I must say it’s been one of Your most inspirational ideas ever, and I’ve thoroughly enjoyed having the benefits. I mean, where would I be without the essential input of Star Trek, Midsomer Murders, Lewis, and Scott & Bailey? Not to mention Escape to the Country and a whole raft of half-hour comedy programmes.
Ah bliss. I’m absolutely sure that without their calming and enjoyable influence over the years, then I would be an utter wreck by now or completely unbearable. Possibly both. So, on behalf of my friends and husband, thank You for television.