Dress shopping – or indeed any clothes shopping – is just so horrid. I really hate going into shops where everyone is so much thinner and younger than me, and not being able to find anything that fits or is even remotely suitable. I think I must have been away in school on the day they taught us how to do girlie shopping, as I simply can’t do it. Sigh.
And the thing is that I’ve been looking for a dress for well over four years now that doesn’t make me look (a) fat; (b) dead; or (c) (which is far worse …) pregnant, and I’m beginning to lose hope. So, God, if there is a dress out there which is okay, please could You help me to find it while I’m still able to appreciate it? Thank You.